Police Brutality jokes

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.