Police Brutality jokes
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.