Police Brutality jokes
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.