Police Brutality jokes

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.