Poker jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...