Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick
Yo mama so fat she plays tenist with pluto
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don't destroy none of the planets
