Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Pluto Jokes
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.