Tushar’s fortnite skills
Murder:wanna play a game? me:ok (pulls out xbox controller)
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
he might have been a fortnite player respect him
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
why is the difference between dray dray and an overated footballer called Pogba?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The radio is a player-it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
