The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?' ''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about my Mom " "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit". "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife". "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class !!
''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk```......!!!!"
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
what is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organizations favourite song? It's raining planes !hallelujah!
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
Twin towers? No plane, plane targets
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
I dont understand why the twin towers were super upset there pizza just got there alot faster by plane
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
What can you say bout planes you that you can say bout stocks They both be flying??
I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane
