Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.