what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot
have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
