Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Gets me everytime
My dad used to fart like that too!!
The rice shredded his shirt, not sherded. And The Mexican and Asian said I have a lot of these where I come from, but the American said I have a lot of these in my country??! Seems like a very racist joke, and as a black American, I don't appreciate you using your angry political views to disparage a whole nation, the Greatest country on Earth, to make a political statement! That's not a joke you tried making! That's a slap in the face, and I'll be sure to let my black community know who you are
some cows farted and blew up a huge farm building. my dad says that fog is made of frog farts!!!🐄🐂🐂🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐄💨💨💨💭💭💭🗯️🗯️🗯️😆😅😂🤣😄
This is a comment for Nonya and it’s that nobody cares it’s just a good joke and the black community don’t care either.
big meaty claws
@Nonya chill karen you being a big babie its just a joke :/ :P
What dis? I dunno! Gaseous explosions? Explains why stars blow up!
i fuckin love this