Physical Activity jokes

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?

Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What is Jesus's favorite exercise?

Cross Fit.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.