I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Physical Activity Jokes
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!