Physical Activity jokes
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
