Physical Activity jokes

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?

Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!