Perk jokes
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don鈥檛 need a license plate because they don鈥檛 have a home.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 馃槉
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.