Pepperoni

Pepperoni Jokes

Blowjob

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

Pizza

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Plane

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Tower

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Twin Towers

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

9/11

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Pizza

Why are the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!

Bomber

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.