I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
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Why don't some people like pennies? Because it's common cents
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
You're mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
