A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle, Dimes if you feed it beans.
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
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Why don't some people like pennies? Because it's common cents
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
You're mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
