I'm playing a game of HANGMAN.. Is there an 'S' or a 'C' ?
MIKE PEN__E ??
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFEš¤¬š”
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what heās was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied āIām taking notes from the bestā And vanished
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can
Scores a tapin With Xaviestaās assistance Misses a pen From close distance
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
How do you break an orphans wall in their room in the orphanage? Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn't have a pen to write with.
what did the pen said to the pencil??????????????
the pen said your pointy-_-
MISSING!! MISSING!! šØ
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty" Possible Locations : Penalty Spot, St etienne Last seen- Alabaās Pocket ā ļø ā ļø :donāt walk around with pens
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.
i will remember my classmates last word: ahh my pens ink spilled on my computer
i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
Iām a cashier at a grocery store, and when Iām bored I draw on my hands with pen, well this guy walks up to me and says ā you know I got mental illnesses from drawing on myselfā and so without thinking I said ā well Iāve already got those so I think Iām fine.... š³he looked concerned. Oops lol
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education š¤¬ !
paper
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a Rectal Thermometer and thought
Some Asshole has my Pen
Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. "After you're dead, you'll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families." This announcement was met with gasps of despair from the bound trio. "There is one small favor I can offer you," the chief went on. "We'll let you choose your own method of death from what we have captured from other explorers". Some of the tribal members begin walking by displaying various implements of war and death. The first explorer chose a crusty looking musket. Thankfully the powder load still fired, and he was dispatched without much fuss. The second chose a knife and quickly drew it across his throat. Both carcasses were hauled off by various tribesmen. The third explorer stood there resolute and deep in thought. After a few moments the chieftain, "There is no escape, you need to decide now, or I'll decide for yo..." "Do you have a fountain pen in any of that junk?" the explorer interrupted? Baffled the chieftain sent two of his men to rummage. They came back bearing the pen and a bottle of ink. When the explorer noticed the ink was Noodler's Baystate Blue, his grin spread from ear to ear. Gathered round the explorer, spears in hand, the cannibals looked on as he was released and set to work filling the pen with ink. Confused, the chief began to speak, "I'm afraid we have no paper and even if you wrote a final letter, we'd have no way of sending it anywh..." Cackling with triumphant glee, the explorer raised the pen into the air and began ramming it into his torso nib first again and again. He then fell upon the ground gasping a death rattle. Horrified, the chief drew close as the man beckoned him for one final word. "But why this painful death? When you had so many other more merciful options?" the chief asked. Laughing, the man gasped his last statement into the chief's ear, "You'll make no boats from me now, and your mouths will be blue for months!"
