Pedophille jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.