What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Pedophille Jokes
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
