Peal jokes

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"