Parkinson's Disease jokes

The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."

Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.

What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?

A milkshake.

Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.

According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.

Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.

Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"

James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."

Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"

Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"

I said, "You."

Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".

Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.