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Cigarette

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

    • Welp

    A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.
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    • Surgery

    Wade · 2 years ago
    • The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.
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    • Garfield

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • An image shows Garfield sitting on top of an anime character. The text reads: "You're next pal."
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    • Game

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image is of a fake Xbox 360 game called 'Bear' with the tagline 'The game about being a bear.' The box art shows two bears, one larger bear in the background and another in a circular frame at the bottom with the text 'Bear DLC included'. It reads 'Be a bear in over 40 bear scenarios. The ultimate bear experience!'
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    • Wizard

    Thoughtless · 1 year ago
    • The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."
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    • Weight

    Anonymous · 5 years ago

    • "You look like you've lost some weight."

    "Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

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