People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Pakistan Jokes
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.