Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?