Overdue jokes
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Five more days.
It was 9/10.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
