Overdue jokes
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
