Overdue jokes
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
