Overdue jokes

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"