What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
