Ouija Board jokes

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Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

How do orphans have a family reunion?

They use a Ouija board.