Orphans jokes
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.