Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...