Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.