Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan, sorry.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.