Orphans jokes
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do orphans miss Motherâs Day? Because they donât have a mother to give to!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasnât the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The orphan canât play soccer because he doesnât know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesnât have a home button.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why canât orphans play baseball?
'Cause they donât have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.