Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.