Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.