Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.