Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.