Orphans jokes

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Orphan

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Orphan

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Orphan

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.