Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.