Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)