Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Orphans Jokes
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
