Orphans jokes
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.š
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home base.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they canāt get a parent signature.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Whatās the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They donāt know where home is.
Why canāt an orphan play baseball? Because he canāt find home.