Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.