Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!