Orphans jokes
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.