Orphans jokes
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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.