How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Orphans Jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
