Orphans jokes
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.