Orphans jokes

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I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

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Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

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Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

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Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.

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Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

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I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

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Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

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Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

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What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

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Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

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Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.