Orphans jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
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Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?