Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.