Orphans jokes
I'm gay and an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.