Orphans jokes
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.