Orphans jokes
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.