Orphans jokes
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.