Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.