Orphans jokes
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?