Orphans jokes
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Orphans got me like: 😂
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."