Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.