Orphans jokes
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.