Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.