Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.