Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?