Orphans jokes
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"