Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.