Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.