Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."