Orphans jokes
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.