Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.