Orphans jokes
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."