Orphans jokes
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?