Orphans jokes
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Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?