Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!