Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Orphans Jokes
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
