Orphans jokes

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What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!

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Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

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Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

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Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father.

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Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

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Why are orphans not allowed in stores?

Because else they would actually feel at home.

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Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

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One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.

The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”

Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”

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Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

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How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.