Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.