Orphans jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.