Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.