Orphans jokes
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.