Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.