Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.