Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.