Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!