Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.