Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.