Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.