Orphans jokes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.