Orphans jokes
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.