Orphans jokes
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.