Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!