Orphans jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.