Orphans jokes
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!