Orphans jokes
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.