Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.