Orphans jokes
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.