Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.