Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.