Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Orphans Jokes
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
