Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.