Orphans jokes
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.