Orphans jokes
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.