Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.