Orphans jokes
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!