Orphans jokes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
These are meannnnn.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!