Orphans jokes
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.