Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!