Orphans jokes
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why couldnβt the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.