Orphans jokes

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.

Why was the orphan so successful?

They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.