Orphans jokes

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.