Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!