1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Orphans Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Whatโs the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why canโt orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldnโt know what a mummy is.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
