Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.