Orphans jokes
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.