Orphans jokes
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.