Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.