Orphans jokes
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.