Orphans jokes
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.