Orphans jokes
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.