Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Orphans Jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
