Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.