Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.