Orphans jokes
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .