Orphans jokes
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.