Orphans jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.