Orphans jokes
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁