Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.