Orphans jokes
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Orphans have no home.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.