Orphans jokes
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.