Orphans jokes

Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!

Orphan: *sits there sadly*

Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?

Because they need their parents to go pick it up.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.