Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?