Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Orphans Jokes
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Orphan
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
