Orphans jokes
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.