Orphans jokes
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.