Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.