Orphans jokes
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.