Orphans jokes
Stop, orphan joke!
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.