Orphans jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.