Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.