Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Orphans Jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
